Official End of Summer Product: BLEACH!!!
It's been around forever, and really never fails to accomplish the task you set out for. Nothing compares to the sin absorbing powers of bleach!
Bathroom mold invading your pristine white tiles? Bleach!
Disgusting stains in your kitchen sink? Bleach!
Questionable stains on your bedroom sheets? Bleach!
Even more questionable stains on your cotton grandma panties? Bleach!
Wanna have lingering dizzy spells after 24 hours? Bleach!
Need to kill your best friend/worst enemy Heather and you're fresh out of Drainol? Bleach!
Never fails, available everywhere. Breathe in that sweet lung dissolving relief: BLEACH*
*Now available in child-deceiving fragrances.
1 comment:
but I think the band's indisputable masterpiece is Hip To Be Square - HEY PAUL! -
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