FUKT - Freaky Undercover Kindergarten Teachers

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So people didn't really sleep in the same beds back then, or talk about sex, or possibly even have sex, but YOU KNOW there was like that one couple on the block, you know like 2 doors down from The Beavers (no pun intended) that were totally into S&M and they were just doing it with CUCUMBERS and CLOTHESPINS - they just didn't talk about it.

Thats right. Ever think back upon your childhood with your new adult learnin' skills and start hearing the things that never got talked about? There are many times where my brain "bookmarked" a spot in my childhood, so that I could go back to later. This has led to a lot of interesting stare sesssions at the walls of my apartment....and what have I learned?

My 4th grade teacher must have been a total BUTTSLUT.

Yea, give it up, Mrs. H - you know you were a freak. I realized this one night at a party. (No Mrs. H was not there, thank God - at least not yet as far as I know..) Once upon a time when I was a student and I moved back to Detroit for a year or so to complete the shittiest internship in the nation, I went to a richkid party in the richkid part of town with one of my fellow interns and partied with richkids. Richkids were very interesting to me, so I figured I would observe their species closely. Sooner or later one of them told me that she was a kindergarten teacher, and that got my wheels a-turnin. WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE TO HAVE FREAKY SEX WITH SOMEBODY'S KINDERGARTEN TEACHER?

I think it would be best if you didn't know - If you did the nastiest freakydeakiest shit in the universe and then had her climb out of the sex swing to go to work in the morning only to answer your question of "where do you work" with "I teach kindergarten" and be completely DISCLUSTERFUCKCOMBOBULATED. There she is pickin out today's storytime selections in a pair of thigh-highs and nothing else. And thats what got me thinking.....I bet my 4th grade teacher was a freak....along with many other key figures throughout my history, and history in general....for example, Harriet Tubman could have been a freak. She knew how to keep it on the DL. And Ernest Hemingway was definitely not called PAPA by all those women for NOTHING. It happened - they just didn't talk about it.

Now watch this video for further imput.