So threatening they are to our cock-laden congress.
You know what we as Americans need to do is petition to have congressmen actually WORK for their MONEY, instead of serve ONE term and get paid their SALARY for LIFE. That way we wouldn't have to pay these bastards to sit around and talk about cleavage and we could actually afford things like, oh I don't know, um, socialized medicine? Its a good idea - really. Especially since our healthcare system ALREADY tries to take care of everybody and FAILS. Miserably. Give Hill a break, she was just tryin' to spice up the idea - she cares about healthcare!
And by the way, go see the movie Sicko (which you will find a review of here shortly I'm sure).
Now, while we're talking about cleavage lets move onto another one of my favorite topics: pantylines. That word is just so provocative I feel like spelling it completely in lowercase letters denies it the justice it deserves.
Lets try again: P@N+yL!nE$
WHOO - now its a party, ladies and gentlemen! I'm going to create a new rule, and this is something I have been known to do from time to time throughout my extensive history of blogging (I assure you that I am a true professional and had to endure a rigorous application process to get hired for this here blogspot) - NO WHITE PANTS LADIES - I CAN SEE YOUR PANTYL- oops I mean P@N+yL!nE$!
On the way out of work this morning, and no I do not work in pornography (although I wish I did because I hear the health insurance is better) one of my female coworkers bent her whitepants-clad-ass over and gave me a GROUND ZERO view of some GRANNY-PANTIES! Come on, if you're going to roll like that at least wear a THONG. Even if you have to stretch around the DEPEND that you're wearing - That way everybody knows THEY AIN'T no SHAME in yo GAME!
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THIS NEW RULE WILL BE EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE CONTACT MR. LOOZANDER BY EMAIL. YOUNG WOMEN WISHING TO HAVE THEIR PANTYLINES EVALUATED PLEASE PROVIDE PHONE NUMBERS.
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I have to play a little devil's advocate here, because I'm wondering if to revolt, more women should wear P@N+yL!nEr type undies. Since doing so will likely lead to less objectification...(if you catch my drift)
I'm guessing that every girl needs a little granny panty day.
I dunno. We need a woman's input on this. Ladies?
Here duh-
girls like the thong undies because they say they're more comfortable and because they DON'T leave pantylines (which are undesirable) - not because they feel forced into a position of sexual objectification.
AND - additionally - if sexual objectification was the issue then why do girls wear their pants just below the waistline of their thong, since otherwise, unless they're wearing WHITEPANTS (which is now officially against THE RULES) it wouldn't even be known what they were wearing?
FUCK granny panties, thongs and bikini style undies for all!
You can actually wear white until Labor Day. Perhaps we shouldn't be taking a looksy at a woman bending over if all we're expecting to see is something satisfying because honey, when I bend over to pick something up, I don't care what you see because I ain't bending over for you!
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