Showing posts with label unicorns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unicorns. Show all posts

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Colonic anyone? Anyone? ...no really

I've come to a decision.

I'm going to get a colonic. I know what you're thinking. "Why on earth would you want to do that?"

No doubt you've heard about all the cool celebs getting them? I'm sure Paris, Lindsay, Nicole and the like get them on a daily basis to maintain their "healthy glow", but then again that could also be from something else.
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For some years now I have been secretly curious about the mysterious world of colonics. The thing is, the stories I hear are so mixed that I still don't know what to make of them. I have heard horror stories wherein one feels violated, molested and repulsed. But I have also heard magical-fairytale-like encounters wherein beautiful unicorns are set free from the vestibules of one's inner dark being . Some have called the experience traumatizing, while others have bought packages for future sessions.

I'm sure you see my dilemma. I can't live my life not knowing. I'm what you call an experiential learner and I need to know. Don't worry, I'll be doing my research.

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There you have it. I've put it down in the blog-universe, therefor this is a binding (HA!) contract. I will promise to document the experience, but first I have to find a center near me. But how can I do such a thing? Wait! I know.... SpaFinder can help. :)

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You should check this site out though, for real. I've gotten gift certificates through them. They make a great gift you can choose from TONS of spas that take the certificate.
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